Absolute Future

Song - "Deconstruction"
Artist - All Shall Perish
Album - Hate.Malice.Revenge (2004)

I've got a story, children. So why don't you just have a seat and have a listen.

I'm skating down that road that goes all the way down to Forest Oak MS last night. I've got "Float On" by Modest Mouse on repeat, and I've got enough layers on that I'm not really bothered my the cold. I didn't have anything on me that could get me in trouble, no knife, no lighter, no drugs, no booze. Yet four cops pull over on my side of the road that I was skating on, and because I couldn't hear or see them, they spotlighted me to get my attention. I realize it's 4 cops, and I'm like "Oh shi-", but I was too scared to do anything. One gets out of the car and is running straight for me. I'm pretty much frozen in place, I had no idea what to do. He tackled me (quite hard, thank you), and pinned me on the ground. Two of them were talking to me in Spanish. I just started yelling "HEY MAN I DON'T KNOW SPANISH GET OFF ME", and everyone just pretty much stopped. The cop got off me, told me to get up, and sized me up real quick, then muttered "That's not the suspect" to the other three. They explained to me that I was wearing the exact same usual clothes of a noted cocaine dealer in Flower Hill, and they took my name and put it in the computer. Then they just said "We're sorry for the mixup. Now get on home." And they just left. Just like that.

Song - "Five Nails Through The Neck"
Artist - Cannibal Corpse
Album - Kill (2007)

Fucking hate cops. KILLCOPSKILLCOPSKILLCOPS. I wanted it playing on my ipod when I got tackled. That would've been amazing.

Spent New Years at Brannon's house, watching Zeitgeist and Cannibal Holocaust, and playing a fuckload of Rock Band. It wasn't actually as bad as it sounds.

Life's good right now. I'm right where I want to be.